It's Just the Coffee Talking
12.22.2006
Holiday Eating Tips



1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet
table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots,
leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. it's rare. You can't
find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has
10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an
eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me.
Heck, have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of
gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your
mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk
or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports
car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control
your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other
people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New
Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This
is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table
while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like
frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself
near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the
center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave
them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or
if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some
standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party
or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read
tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember
this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally
worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a great holiday season!

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12.21.2006
Todays Quote...

....from a friend of Coffeekid (said tonight at the dinner table);


"Guess who I saw in Victoria's Secret last night!?"

"Who?"

"The lunch lady!"

"Ewwww!"

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Your Love is Like Bad Medicine.....

Coffee: Eight-o-Clock, Columbian
Mug: White plain ceramic
Topic: Medicines and Such

About 1.5 weeks ago BabyGirl seemed to be getting a cold. Stuffy head, headache, coughing. But the coughing turned into doubled-over-hacking-and-spitting and the headache and cold never went away.

Her schedule with basketball cheerleading, wrestling cheerleading, dance and show choir practice had her leaving the house at 6:30 am and sometimes not returning until 10:00 pm and then trying to fit in up to 3 hours of homework. She was exhausted, grumpy (Iowa Geek saw her quite grumpy one day - I swear she is never usually like that!) and we talked seriously about how to change this schedule because I could tell it was making her ill. She was just too tired for her body to fight this cold.

To make the story short; it wasn't a cold, it was a sinus infection - and the doubled-over-hacking-gasping-spitting-coughing she did for a week that made people think she was dying was actually her bodies way of keeping the infection from reaching her lungs; which it thankfully did very well as her lungs sounded fine. But she was put on a strong pseudo-med to break up the infection and get it out, and Augmentin 875 to clear it up. That was Monday.

By Tuesday her hands had tremors, she was nauseated and had a killer headache. By Wednesday she returned home from school looking like she was a walking case of influenza! She had diarrhea, a splitting headache, jittery hands and had thrown up 10 times. She was miserable.

A call to the pharmacist just made me angry. I hate when people talk down to me, patronize or me or lie to me. I guess when I explained her symptoms he under-estimated them. He suggested she try to take them with food (duh) or that if she is not spitting out what she is coughing up, it was making her nauseated. Nauseated!? She is puking her guts out - and that is after spitting out all the crap she coughs up! She was laying on the floor moaning in pain and discomfort... and this is a child that will go to school her on death bed rather than miss. (The fact that she made it all day yesterday floored me!). I told him I was a "Mom of three" and we had 'been there, done that' and what he told me was the obvious. It's worse than that.

A call to the doctor's office went the same... as I was talking to a receptionist who was putting words in my mouth and only listening to half of what I told her. A talk with the nurse that called me back was so fast I couldn't even explain to her what was going on. Instead she said she'd call over a new prescription to the pharmacy.

When I got to the pharmacy I found out the medicine they prescribed was no longer made. (!??) OMGosh. Yes... this is my luck when it comes to doctors, medicine and such. It just seems to happen to us. The fact that he prescribed something the company doesn't even make anymore did not give me a good feeling! So while the pharmacist is calling the clinic and I'm wandering the store looking at ads for emergency walkie talkies that only dial 911.... they figure out yet a third medicine to try.

When I returned home last night after 7:00 pm with the new medicine, my daughter was understandably hesitant to take it. I gave her reprieve. I told her we would start it this morning.

Apparently my daughter is allergic (or sensative, if that is the right word) to Augmentin 875. One thing I brought up with the nurse and the pharmacist - which shocked them both, is that she has only had antibiotics twice in her life. Once when she was about 4 and had a really bad ear infection and again once when she was about 9. Augmentin 875 is a huge dose for someone who never, ever puts chemicals in their bodies.

We are leary about the new medicine. It's Cefprozil and sticker shock about knocked me over as it's $112 for a small bottle. (Compared to the $24 Augmentin is!). She will start it this morning and admittedly I'm nervous. I don't want it to make her sick like the first medicine did. She has to cheer for a wrestling meet today and I'd hate for her to be miserable so far away from home.

*** I thought about deleting this whole post, as I know it's quite boring. But I'm going to leave it up because if someone is having serious side effects of Augmentin and looking it up on the internet, this post may help them. I'll update it later to post how she did on the new medication. This might help google searchers in the future to discuss with their doctors, other choices. ***

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It's Just the Coffee Talking Again...
12.18.2006
Warning: Sad

This weekend while baking my little heart out and wrapping gifts (and trying to figure out what made the washing machine flood the laundry room) I spent a good deal of time thinking about a news story I read.

Kerry Lucas

If you haven't read it - the quick version goes like this;



Kerry takes her 5 month old son, Leonardo, out jogging with her. He is strapped in his jogging stroller. She is on the jogging/bike/walking path. Her cell phone rings. She stops, takes the call, but she has to write down a telephone number. She has no paper. Grabbing a pen, she turned, wrote the number on her leg and stood back up and turned around to finish her jog.

The baby is gone. Not just the baby, but the stroller.

She assumes that someone has stolen the baby... she is hysterical, running up and down the bike path screaming that someone has taken her child, asking for help.




20 minutes later a police officer see's the stroller in the river next to the bike path. Apparently when she stopped to take the call she didn't set the brake on the stroller and while she was writing down the number on her leg, the stroller rolled silently through the tall grass and into the rivers edge. Their 5 month old son died.

The police on the scene reinacted it five times and each time, because of the tall grass, the stroller went into the water without a splash, just as Kerry said.



Thankfully she wasn't found guilty of anything (unlike American justice systems where the poor woman would be in jail right now while 100,000 people look at it from 17 different angles and 8 months later would go to trial and maybe, maybe be found not guilty, more like, would be found guilty of child endangerment or other such nonsense) - but no, their system is based on common sense which means although a horrible tragedy, this Mother can and is, grieving her monumental loss in a normal way, surrounded by her family and friends.



What a horrible horrible tragedy. One I relived over and over this weekend as I pictured myself in the same situation. How easy to have turned her back to scribble down a phone number.... what a terrible accident.

My heart goes out to Kerry and her husband. They tried for 8 months to get pregnant... and the baby, Leonardo, was only 5 months old.

 

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