It's Just the Coffee Talking
3.31.2008
Career Builder offered some Office Prank Advice for April Fools

"Pranking at work can be risky business," says Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources at CareerBuilder.com.

"When determining whether a prank is a good idea on April Fools' Day, employees should consider the worst case scenario of their joke. Will his or her joke simply result in a laugh from fellow co-workers? Or could anybody, including you, lose their job?"

While faking a resignation, gluing office supplies to the desk and covering someone's cube in aluminum foil are among the most common office pranks, here are 10 of the most memorable pranks from this year's survey:

  • 1. Placed a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a men's room to make it appear someone was using the stall. It sat there for hours until someone called security to check if the person had died.
  • 2. Sent a fake love note to a co-worker from another co-worker.
  • 3. All the women in office individually spoke to the president, confiding that she is pregnant. By noon, he 'knew' that all of his female workers were pregnant and he could not tell anyone because each asked for confidentially.
  • 4. Called the electric company, used a co-worker's name and told them he was moving so the electricity got turned off at the co-worker's house.
  • 5. Filled the vending soda machine with cans of beer.
  • 6. Rigged the boss' chair to drop suddenly during a staff meeting.
  • 7. Placed a sign on the restroom door that read, "The company ran out of toilet tissue; please use your own resources."
  • 8. Paged a co-worker over the loud speaker claiming the CEO was looking for him. The worker went into the CEOs office and the CEO didn't know who he was or why he was there.
  • 9. Shrink-wrapped everything in a co-worker's cubicle.
  • 10. Put a 'house for sale' ad in the newspaper regarding a co-worker's home.

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Don't You Make Excel Spread Sheets Featuring the Cost of Living Across the Nation..... for Fun?

Last night my husband came into the kitchen, a bit bored since our oldest daughter had his laptop and our youngest was downstairs doing the playstation Dance Mat (so the television was taken). He isn't one for 'reading' or doing odd jobs around the house so instead, he sat at the table and watched me working at the kitchen island bar with my laptop.

As I worked I was commenting to him about the cost of groceries and how they were going up with the rising cost of gas. I told him I had 3 internet windows open and I made a list of about 30 grocery items and I was actively comparing the cost of these items at three different grocery stores across the country.

After a few more minutes of watching me compare, take notes and nod and comment my surprise at a few findings, he asked;

"Is this for a survey?"

"No."

"Is this for a paid post on the blog?"

"Nope."

He hesitated before asking the next question.

"So... you uh, are doing this for fun?"

"Yep!"

You can imagine the look on his face.

Later I commented, "I love stuff like this. Probably why I miss school."

"You know, you could make a killing going to school for people."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, like, kids are sick for a day or two, they could call you and you could attend school for them for like, $50 a day."

"Ooooo... that would be fun!" I exclaimed. "And... they would have the best notes from class, ever!"

He made a face at me and shook his head and then laughing at my weirdness he left the kitchen to find something better to do.

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I Adore This Boyfriend... and Unintentionally I tell you about Ava Maria, Florida

Even though this was a text conversation between Kat and the Boyfriend I am going to type it all out.


K: Thinking about going to a Catholic University in Florida
B: No! That's too far away.
K: So?
B: We'd have to get married then.
K: I can't marry you.
B: Why not?
K: You aren't Catholic.
B: I'll become one!

Kat wasn't serious, nor is my winter and snow loving daughter seriously going to University in Florida but she does want to consider it because it seems she is intrigued by Ava Maria University. The first major Catholic University to be founded in over 40 years, it currently has under 1,000 students since it opened last Fall, it hopes to swell that number to about 5,500. As the majority of Catholic Universities in America lose their Catholic focus in this day of being politically correct and all encompassing, (did you know Catholic Colleges can't have a crucifix displayed on their own walls?) Ava Maria is not only taught by a dedicated and educated staff (98% have doctoral degree's) it's located in a community actually built around the church and college as it's foundation. Seriously; the center of the town is the Church in this highly controversial Florida town envisioned and built by a strong Catholic, Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan.

My daughter loves the fact that originally the entire town was going to be free of pornography, strip clubs and similar venues as well as abortions not being available within city limits. Obviously the ACLU was all over that one and after a few too many "s" words were issues (sue) it looks as though they have to allow both porn and abortions by law. (She is pretty strongly against the exploitation of females in media and society and campaigned against abortions on the steps of the state capital by 8th grade - in weather that was seriously -15 below that day.)

In the end I know she won't choose Florida but I had to laugh when she was teasing her boyfriend that was going to go there... and I love how he had an immediate comeback for each of them. LOL.

Now... I need some coffee. This wasn't even the morning post I intended on writing. I don't know where it all came from - but... you know... it's just the coffee talking. LOL.

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3.30.2008
Internet Reputations... good or bad!

It's still Sunday afternoon and because there was absolutely no sunshine today I found myself in a funk and basically just read news stories and websites all afternoon. There have been quite a few stories in the news lately about websites that allow people to post anonymously about other people... there was a big story on this last week on CNN re; a certain website I won't mention that a college is trying to get banned due to the hurtful things posted about individuals.

While reading it I had the same concerns as one of the students interviewed. "What if a prospective employer finds it?" "Will this ruin his chance at future employment?" "What if a family member would find that site?" Even though the posts aren't true, they can be incredibly damaging and have long lasting effects. Luckily, people smarter than me have apparently already been coming up with ways to fight this. Calling themselves reputation management experts, they specialize in helping companies and individuals regain their reputations on the internet. I see a huge market for this in the future as the internet makes us far more bold than we are in real life.

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The Photobucket Meme

On this slow Sunday afternoon I popped online and went over to visit Judy when I saw she had a meme up. I don't do many of these things (when would I find the time!?) but it's a Sunday afternoon and I am in no mood to do laundry, dishes, floor sweeping or much less of anything else so doing a meme sounds fairly good right now. (Never mind that I was supposed to take my son to try on tuxes today... shaddup.)


THE RULES:

you need 2 internet windows open to do it
1. Go to www. photobucket. com (don't sign in)
2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy the html and paste for the answer.


OK - here is the deal. Photobucket automatically signs me in so I was signed in, but it made no difference because it didn't search for 'my' pictures. It still does a random search.

2. I decided before even playing that no matter WHAT the first photo of my answer was, I would use it. So some of these pictures may not make sense (LOL) but they seriously and honestly were the first picture that popped up using my answer!!!!



WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME?

Uh... that's not my name. Really. LOL.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?



WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?I just shook my head when this came up.
What does this have to do with the color white? LOL.



WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND? (I don't have ONE favorite!)


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

(what he has to do with my movie - I have no idea!)


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAST TIME?


WHAT IS YOUR JOB?


WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?

This one is funny actually.


WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Those of you who know me semi-well will see the humor in this one


ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF

Never in 6,000 years would you get the word from this photo!?

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3.29.2008
Remember; "ASSUME" only makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'

Good for him! I couldn't help but grin when I read this story. It's similar to the 'party' my daughter held last year. They had a girls night with "cosmopolitans" and yep, took pictures, as we take pictures of everything - almost daily I take photos!

Now... when you look at pictures full of a laughing, smiling, goofy girls with drinks in their hand, it's your own fault what you assume. And this kid? He could be my son. I don't even know this kid, but I luv him. He thinks like I do.



WAUSAU, Wis. -- Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg. Drinking games.

Police spotted what they thought was an underage drinking party and made dozens of teens take a breathalyzer test. None tested positive for alcohol.

This was a root-beer kegger hosted by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties.

It has gained fame on the Internet site YouTube, where thousands have watched a five-minute video of police testing the teens.

Dustin Zebro, 18, said he staged the party after friends at D.C. Everest High School got suspended from sports because of pictures showing them drinking from red cups.

The root-beer kegger was "to kind of make fun of the school," he said. "They assumed there was beer in the cups. We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party, but there actually wasn't any alcohol."

Zebro purchased a quarter-barrel of 1919 Classic American Draft Root Beer from a local grocery store and by 10 p.m. on a Saturday night the scene outside his rural Wausau home had all the makings of a teen drinking party.

Kronenwetter Police Chief Daniel Joling said an officer was dispatched to the home March 1 on an anonymous complaint of cars blocking the roadway, and he determined seven had to be moved.



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You Still May be Sheep, Even if You Follow A Different Shepherd

I actually posted this on another blog of mine, but thought I'd post it here too.

The reason is that I see some humor in the fact that atheists always seem to throw the words 'sheep' and 'brainwashed' around when talking about people who believe in a higher power; God. So when I read this article and in particular, this quote from one of the children of the founders of this 'non church sunday school' - I just smirked.

I am not talking about the whole concept of what they are doing (because honestly I don't care if they meet or not... and I'm sure they are pretty cool people and we would probably have quite a few things in common if we ever met... but this particular quote just made me shake my head and smile because it's... well, you'll see.)


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"I like to think freely, but still I can really think freely whenever I want 'cause I think thinking freely is good," said eight-year-old Jane Kovak, one of the humanists' younger congregants. Jane's parents, John and Kimberly teach in the community."

So... that doesn't sound like brainwashing?
LOL.

Well, my dear little 8 year old Jane... I think freely too.
And I think God does exist.
And it's ok if you don't believe in Him. He still believes in you.

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You Would Think I'd Take Advantage of Sleeping "in" on Saturday, Wouldn't You?

But no.... I briefly wake at 4:30 am and suddenly my brain turns on and I can't sleep. I tossed and turned for over an hour before admitting I might as well come downstairs, make coffee and start my day.

As I sit here I've heard an electronic 'alarm' go off twice. The problem? It could be a cellphone. It could be an ipod.

I have three kids school bags within 8 feet of me. One over by the door, one next to the kitchen island and one on the table. Each may or may not have the offending electronic device in it. I also see one ipod on the end of the kitchen island (although it looks to be turned off to me...) and another I know is in Bianca's bag as I can see the cord sticking out. Which is singing to me, I haven't a clue. LOL.

This morning I was going to do a product review on my Budget Barbie website and uploaded a photo to my laptop to do so. Since I had to upload that one, I decided to just upload the 10 photos I had taken in the last couple days as well. First however, I wanted to rename them, as if you upload the photo with the picture number on it and there is already a photo with that number in the file it will over-write it. So I right clicked, chose "rename" and quickly typed in the name of the photos and hit 'enter'.

And that would be when they all disappeared.

They didn't 'move' or 'copy' anywhere. They weren't saved anywhere. They simply disappeared. I later ran a scan of my entire laptop to find them and nope... gone. Apparently in my haste, I typed quickly, hit a wrong button and deleted them all.

Hmph. Nice way to start the day, no? LOL.

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3.28.2008
(*Updated AGAIN) Have you ever tried to find a limo for 16 people... just 4 weeks from the event?

*newest update - if you can't wait to see what happens next.... it's at the bottom*
This post has *ongoing* updates.......



A month ago when prom plans were first underway I asked my daughter about her 'group' she and Boyfriend would be going with. It was still being finalized but they basically knew and one of the girls said she would be in charge of finding the limo. Knowing her parents would be helping her out I said ok and put it out of my mind, sure that they were setting that up... a month ago.

Fast forward to this week when my daughter has been 'texting' with the other girl only to find out she just this week started to make phone calls. Not her parents... her. The girl that you have to repeat things to. Twice. Oh my. It was a sore subject to my daughter so my questions were rebuked and rebuffed and granted, I have a short temper so we didn't have good 'conversations' about this.

They have 8 couples in their group (?), so a 16 passenger vehicle is needed. Apparently one of the companies she has been talking to gave her a verbal "yes" but then days ago stopped returning or picking up her calls. When she got a hold of him yesterday he told her he was booked. And that is where I stepped in. After launching a couple of lectures to my daughter about how adults are going to blow them off because they are teenagers, and quote them outrageous amounts and as she has already seen, not return their phone calls, etc. that the other girls parent MUST get involved and it was KILLING ME not to step in and get this done.

So last night I received an email from my daughter with 3 website links and a "I give you permission to call...." note attached. LOL.

Of course, being just 4 weeks from prom every single one of them were booked solid. I got busy online and called a few more.... I had to endure a lot of snide remarks about how they've been "booked for 3 months" and "that was reserved a month ago..." "shouldn't have waited..."

Yeah. I know. I wasn't the one that was supposed to be making the reservation!

Grrr.

Apparently every single limo company in our entire city is booked solid with all the proms going on. The only thing I could come up with is a coach style limo 'bus' that holds up to 26 and has a 5 hour minimum (and has coach style seats - which won't work with fluffy prom dresses!).

As a last ditch effort I called one more that I knew would probably be booked as well, but while speaking, she told me she only had 1 vehicle left ... a hummer. Exactly what we want!

And before I could yell out YES, and shout out my credit card number to hold it, she told me she was taking a reservation on another line and asked if she could call me back....

Now I had a meek 'yes' to offer, and gave my name and number and.....

She hasn't called back.

And I am not very good at waiting.

It's been about 30 minutes and I'm going insane. I am just sure that the reservation she was taking on the other line was probably for 'my' vehicle... the last available one in the city outside of that ugly coach mini-bus thing that is overpriced.

My husband said to call back and tell her I just stepped out for a bit and didn't know if I missed her call. :)

I'm tempted.

Sorely tempted.

Ahhh the waiting is killing me.

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About 8 more phone calls later and here I am... still vehicle-less.
The one I mentioned above was coming available at 8:00 pm .... when prom starts.
I've found a couple more that also offered me openings at 10:00 pm and 11:00 pm.
No can do.

So...

I have a headache. I've exhausted pretty much every single company in our greater metro area.

I hate when people don't do things AHEAD OF TIME like they should.

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How much of a headache do I have???

I think I may have the numbers wrong.

After calling every single listing in the entire book I wonder if Kat said "8 people" and not "8 couples".

Certainly changes things....

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2:08 pm.
I've been at this since 10:28 this morning.
I have a list of 21 companies and phone numbers on the paper ahead of me with notes and scratch outs and circles all over it.

After realizing Kat probably mumbled "8 people" instead of "8 couples" I did call a couple places back but they are solidly booked... no matter what the number of people. I have four (4) companies to call as soon as I know for SURE it's 8 people as I'm fairly sure I remember one of those 4 were the ones that said something to the effect of "I've got a couple 6 and 8 passenger limos but nothing for that many...." when I called about the 8 couples.

Don't you wish you were me? LOL.

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Another update?
Yes.
But I think this is a good one.

After numerous phone calls I was talking with the owner of one of the companies and he mentioned he had a 6 passenger available and I joked that I'd have to kick out one of the couples and that would be hard to do! We both laughed and he said, "Wait! We just bought a new limo and we don't have it yet, but we will by then.... and I think it's free...."

And he checked.

And he said it looked like it was available.

Be still my heart.

He is supposed to be emailing me the contract this afternoon.... once it's signed I hope I can come back here with good news.

I've just spent 4.5 HOURS making phone calls and clicking all over the internet in a 50 mile radius of our entire metro area trying to book this.

Let's hope for a happy ending!

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I emailed the last digits of my credit card and expiration date to him... twice. (Didn't want to give it over a cell phone).

And he didn't get either one apparently as he grew tired of waiting and luckily, I had given him my email on the phone so he emailed to say he hadn't gotten them. Did ya get all that? LOL.

So I emailed him back at that address (his personal instead of the info@ the company addy) and then I followed up with a phone call.

YES that one went through.

I have the contract in hand... quite affordable actually when broken down between 8 kids, and I'll be faxing it back to him tomorrow and then????

We still have to get Coffeekid to the tuxedo rental place to get him fitted and get his tux ordered. I made Kat's hair appointment yesterday. The dress is hanging in my closet. She can wear 'last years' shoes and jewelry. I also had to email her dance studio as they have recital photos the exact same day as prom (rolling my eyes...) and asked if I could have an advance copy of the schedule to try to work her prom activities around her dance photo schedules... (crossing my fingers, but accepting the fact she might not be in her dance photos....) and hmmm what else?

Oh! Dinner reservations. Well the SAME GIRL that was supposed to have gotten the limo also wanted to make dinner reservations. She TOLD EVERYONE THEY WERE MADE and then? Today texted my daughter to say; Umm, where do you want to eat because we are making reservations today and that one restaurant we wanted is booked.....

Uh-huh.

*Rolling my eyes*

Whatever. LOL.

FLOWERS! Still have to order double flowers... Next week. (making mental note to self.)

(PS: I had no idea this was so 'involved'!!!! I seriously thought prom was no big deal... it's so easy to think so when it's your FRIENDS going through it with their high schoolers and you are happily and blissfully unaware with elementary and junior high kids! Bah ha ha.)





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Remember that Unorganized Friend of Mine? Yeah... Her, the Pregnant One

My best friend (you know... the die hard liberal democrat unorganized and flighty one that I absolutely love to death!) is 7 months pregnant with her fourth child. This would be the one that has a house going on the market in less than two weeks and is about 4 months from it actually being ready for market.

She is also the one that just sent out their Christmas letters two weeks ago.

Did you get that?

Sent out their Christmas letters in March.

And yes... this is typical for her. I mentioned she is rather unorganized, flighty and always flying by the seat of her pants, right? So... being that she is 7 months pregnant and will be most likely moving into a new home at the exact time she is due to give birth I have doubts as to when her baby announcements will get sent out. I suspect a 1st Birthday Party announcement might have to serve as her birth announcements. That is, unless I step in to help. LOL.

I love (love love love!) crafty, fun, and 'different' baby announcements. Something eye catching and cute and adorable... just like the baby. So this morning I was looking over gorgeous photo birth announcements like this one -


Is this not one of the cutest announcements ever?

And thinking that I may just offer my 'office assistant' services to help her pick out a precious announcement, but also to address, stamp and mail them for her. I know with a brand new home to unpack and decorate and four kids she'll be thankful for the help. And me? Well it's going to be fun for me!


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As Frustrated As I Am With Outsourced Customer Service... They Make a Very Good Point

Source: here

AT&T Struggles to Fill 5,000 Jobs It's Trying to Return to the U.S. From India.


March 27, 2008—
SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - The head of the top U.S. phone company AT&T Inc said on Wednesday it was having trouble finding enough skilled workers to fill all the 5,000 customer service jobs it promised to return to the United States from India. "We're having trouble finding the numbers that we need with the skills that are required to do these jobs," AT&T Chief Executive Randall Stephenson told a business group in San Antonio, where the company's headquarters is located. So far, only around 1,400 jobs have been returned to the United States of 5,000, a target it set in 2006, the company said, adding that it maintains the target.

Stephenson said he is especially distressed that in some U.S. communities and among certain groups, the high school dropout rate is as high as 50 percent.
"If I had a business that half the product we turned out was defective or you couldn't put into the marketplace, I would shut that business down," he said.

Gone are the days when AT&T and other U.S. companies had to hire locally, he said.
"We're able to do new product engineering in Bangalore as easily as we're able to do it in Austin, Texas," he said, referring to the Indian city where many international companies have "outsourced" technical and customer support workers.

"I know you don't like hearing that, but that's the way it is," he said.
Stephenson said neither he nor most Americans liked the situation, and the solution was a stronger U.S. focus on education and keeping jobs. Business needed to help, such as AT&T's repatriation of service positions and education grants, he added.
(Reporting by Jim Forsyth; Editing by Gary Hill)





My husband and I were discussing this news article last night and of course I'm 'on the fence' with this issue because as usual, I can see both sides. My regular readers know my irritation and frustration (and ranting and raving) about trying to get ANYTHING accomplished by speaking to a customer service rep re; cellphones, computers, etc. because you are almost always speaking to someone in India with a fake made up name like Britney and Justin, and they can't understand what you are asking and you grow tired of them reading an English phrase from their instruction book and there is NO communication going on. It takes numerous phone calls, 2 months of trying before you typically just switch phone providers, throw the damn laptop away and buy a new computer or go ballistic and run down your street in your underwear screaming your head off.... oh, wait, scratch that one.

On the flip side, America has grown stupid when it comes to their education system. They try to fix what isn't broken, and ignore the real problems... which in the end comes down to being politically correct and bowing down to being afraid of being sued but that's a whole other road to go down. (Over the last 15 years that my kids have been in the preschool and school systems, all over the United States I've seen some school boards implement 'learning styles' that would curl your toes. They try things for a year or two, find out what the parents knew all along, that it was stupid and wasn't working and then they swing 180 degree's the other way.) School in America, isn't 'school' anymore. It's become something else entirely and it doesn't work. 50% drop out rates are unacceptable but personal responsibility has been lost so again... that would be yet another road to go down that we don't have time for this morning.

In the end... AT&T is correct. They can't hire intelligent, skilled workers here so they look elsewhere. But on the flip side, they still don't have intelligent, skilled workers because although those workers can pass an equivalency test to get the job, they fail when dealing with real life scenarios in a language they don't speak.

In the end... I'm still on the fence. Still seeing both the black and the white...and the gray.

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3.27.2008
Is there ANY common sense where the TSA is involved?

This country has lost it's freakin common sense. I cannot even BEGIN to talk about this one without launching into a tirade so suffice to say I'm just going to post it here and duct tape my fingers and bite my tongue.




LOS ANGELES - A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

"I wouldn't wish this experience upon anyone," Mandi Hamlin said at a news conference. "My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way."

Hamlin, 37, said she was trying to board a flight from Lubbock to Dallas on Feb. 24 when she was scanned by a Transportation Security Administration agent after passing through a larger metal detector without problems.

The female TSA agent used a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of Hamlin's chest, the Dallas-area resident said.

Hamlin said she told the woman she was wearing nipple piercings. The women then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the jewelry, Hamlin said.

Hamlin said she could not remove them and asked whether she could instead display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent. But several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewelry was out, she said.

She was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

"Still crying, she informed the TSA officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her," said Hamlin's attorney, Gloria Allred, reading from a letter she sent Thursday to the director of the TSA's Office of Civil Rights and Liberties.

Hamlin said she heard male TSA agents snickering as she took out the ring. She was scanned again and was allowed to board even though she still was wearing a belly button ring.

"After nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove," Allred said in the letter.

Hamlin filed a complaint, but the TSA's customer service manager at the Lubbock airport concluded the screening was handled properly, Allred said.

Allred said she might consider legal action if the TSA does not apologize.

On its Web site, the TSA warns that passengers "may be additionally screened because of hidden items such as body piercings, which alarmed the metal detector."

"If you are selected for additional screening, you may ask to remove your body piercing in private as an alternative to a pat-down search," the site says.

Hamlin would have accepted a "pat-down" had it been offered, Allred said.

Hamlin was publicly humiliated and has "undergone an enormous amount of physical pain to have the nipple rings reinserted" because of scar tissue, Allred said.

"The conduct of TSA was cruel and unnecessary," Allred wrote. "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon."

TSA spokesman Dwayne Baird said he was unaware of the incident. There is no specific TSA policy on dealing with body piercings, he said, "as long as it doesn't sound the alarms."

If an alarm does sound, "until that is resolved, we're not going to let them go through the checkpoint, no matter what they're wearing or where they're wearing it."

People routinely pass through security wearing wedding rings without problems, and it might take a larger bit of metal to trigger an alarm, Baird said.

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Stupid F-ing Cats! Why I Was Selling Beer From My Deck

This morning as soon as my husband and one child left for work and school and two more were preparing to leave there was a huge clap of thunder, the lights dimmed and went out briefly, the power strip plugged into the wall beeped and then? It started.


Hail.

Ahhh, Spring in the Midwest. The reason you want to make sure you have a garage to park your car in, and the reason Midwest insurance agents get ready to start writing checks for hail damage to all those that don't.


But this mornings hail? Not large at all. In fact... rather cute. It looked like vanilla Dippin-Dots. I didn't have vanilla in the freezer but did I have a Mint Chip container of dippin-dots so I grabbed it and put it on the deck next to the hail.

A deck full of yummy vanilla dippin-dots!

Not.


As I took the picture our two cats joined me to look out the patio door at this 'new' fun thing that was happening in this magical world called "the outside" that they are not allowed in. You see, we have 'indoor' cats. Pure, 100% indoor cats. No flea problems, no cat fights, no cut paws, dead mice at our door or dead cats hit by cars. Nope... INDOOR cats. For 4 years the only time they've been outside is when they snuck once or twice, but since they were scaredy-cats they stayed close to the foundation of the house and typically just hid under the deck crying until we would literally crawl under the deck and get them and bring them back in. So here I am, with the patio door open, snapping a picture when they decided to join me and enjoy the view.

Cats enjoying the hail
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And immediately after I hit the "stop" button to stop recording and I stood up, that would be when one of my cats (the naughty one) made his get-away. With a leap and a bound he was gone. Not having any balls, he just went under the deck. But in reality I wish he wouldn't have. You see... everything else is dead grass and hail. Under the deck? That would be dirt... wet dirt, which makes? Mud.

So for the next 45 minutes I was trying to coax a cat to come out from under the deck without having to actually crawl down under the 2 foot high crawl space that is a little tiny version of a muddy and spiderwebby hell.

Instead, I stand at the door and call out his name... which happens to be the same name as a popular brand of beer.




So this morning if you happened through our neighborhood you would have heard me calling out; "Sam Adams! Samuel Adams! Come on..... Sam Adams!"

Yep. Free beer for everyone.
Sigh.

I left the door open a crack and sat and sipped some coffee and started this post while I still didn't know the ending. After a couple false starts and fake-outs on his part making me believe he was going to come in, he managed to make this barefoot woman in shorts, stand out on the patio peering under the deck pleading with him to come back in the house and showing him the way while he looked at me, happily munching on dead, dry grass. Great. He's going to be throwing up later as well. Sigh.

I stomped my way back into the house with a 'screw it' thought going through my head. I sat at the kitchen island and sipped coffee and called out his name every once in a while.

FINALLY I saw him walk to the patio and spy the way up to the deck. (He hadn't a clue how to get up on the deck as he has only EVER made a dash through the rails... and found out he can't jump back UP through the rails... only down.) So finally I show him the stairs and he s-l-o-w-l-y walks towards me, taking the long route, behind the grill, rubbing up against the deck rails, against the house.... showing me he is going to take his own sweet time and he is only coming in because HE wants to... not because I was calling for him.

After I quickly close the door behind him, baring yet another get away.... I see his paws are filthy. Caked in mud and dirt with pieces of dry weeds clinging to his fur.

I have white carpet.
And he was ready to run.

With a cat in one arm I grabbed a wash cloth and turned on the water with the other.
I proceeded to wrestle with a very unhappy (and muddy) cat to get at least some of it off before he made his escape and got kitty prints all over the carpet.


The result?
Not pretty.

A sweatshirt full of mud and a counter and floors smeared with mud and pieces of dirt and grass. It was a mess although the photo of the floor didn't turn out so you just have to use your imagination and put a lot of smears and chunks of dirt onto a maple floor in about a 5 foot square area. Add a bunch of small puddles of water where the bowl of water spilled as he splashed and wrestled.



Not able to hold him anymore he made his get away... and of COURSE couldn't stay on the wood floor, but made it just to the border of the white carpet and THEN stopped.



And sat and calmly cleaned himself.

Me? I scrubbed the counters and floors.


... and I didn't think I had anything to blog about this morning.







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3.26.2008
You know it's not an enjoyable shopping trip when........

you literally find yourself saying to the employee;

"I saw you roll your eyes and sigh." "Do you realize that when the employee rolls their eyes and sighs in front of the customer just because they have to actually help the customer; that is when we turn around and leave and buy the same product elsewhere?"

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Stuck on the London Eye for an ENTIRE HOUR? OMGOSH! Where are my glucose tablets? I need water!

a snippet from the news article I'm rolling my eyes at this morning over coffee;

"..... Staff spoke to visitors over an intercom system fitted in each of the 32 glass pods. They were offered water, blankets and glucose tablets stored in "comfort packs."

An hour? They were stuck for an hour.


  • Think about this. My husband commuted for an hour each way at his last job. Every day.
  • In the last town we lived in, it took me an hour to drive to the nearest mall.
  • To get to the nearest Walmart right now takes me half an hour. I should get at least one glucose tablet then right? For a half hour?
  • A single class in school lasts almost an hour and it would be rare for a teacher to pass out a water bottle and glucose tablets just because the kids had to sit in class for an hour.

What about the line to wait to get on the Eye? You can wait for 2 hours in line just to ride it. I don't think they walk around offering people blankets, glucose tablets and water for those waiting in line, right?

Gah!





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3.25.2008
Let's Try Something New....

how about a sponsorship?

Starting tomorrow (I believe???) when you come to my page you may get a sponsor box as soon as you get here. I have no idea if it will work or not, as the coding is on the sponsors side, not mine. It's just a trial and I'm not sure how it will go, but at this point, I'm willing to try a few new things as I'm immersing myself into my websites and hoping to not have to return to work 'outside' the home.

So I think - if it works as I saw the example, a box will pop up that you can just 'click away' and boom! Here you'll be - ready to have coffee and chat and rant and laugh and anything else you want to do. It's a 30 day trial... but it might go away. Depends on how pesky it is. LOL.

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Wake Me Up Before You Go Go! George is Back!


Source: here

I don't care if he bats for the other team - I crushed on him in his little blue and white shorts back in the early 80's and I still think he's cute. And guess what? He's coming back on tour in the USA!

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How To Clean a Pampered Chef Baking Stone

A few years ago I caved in and followed the masses that used a Pampered Chef baking stone. I held out as long as I could because I don't like jumping on the popular bandwagons and I always tend to rebel, but remember, I make homemade pizza every single Saturday night! So although I decided to become a sheep and go along with the millions of others who already had had baking stones, I did however stand my ground on not paying $40 for one, so I got mine off ebay. *Grin*

Skip ahead now to how 'seasoned' they get. Dark brown and well seasoned they are perfect and... perfectly ugly. So one day while setting my oven on the self clean cycle I decided to leave my baking stones in as well. I figured I would see what would happen.

Ahhh, well, what I didn't think about was the oil that had spilled to the bottom of my oven and when your oven is on the self cleaning cycle and gets up to 500 degree's that oil turns to flames to 'burn off' so here I am, already nervous about having my Pampered Chef stoneware even IN the oven but now there are flames shooting from the bottom and I'm just positive the heat is going to split my pans!

It didn't.

When the cleaning cycle was over and the oven cooled sufficiently to allow me to open the oven door I pulled out my black pans. A quick swipe of a washcloth took off the ashes and?

BEAUTIFUL 'NEW' LOOKING STONEWARE!

Not kidding.

Last week I had one pan out but left the other in while it cleaned. The result, I decided, would make a good "information" blog post for anyone that didn't know you could clean them this way.


Before and After



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3.24.2008
Have any of you actually received HELP from a customer service agent located in India?

After yet another go-round with Sprint and an Indian customer service agent with the fake made up name of "Brent" I have to ask;


IS THERE ANYONE IN THE UNITED STATES THAT HAS CALLED A CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE AND BEEN REDIRECTED TO OUTSOURCED HELP IN INDIA THAT HAS HAD THEIR PROBLEM SOLVED?


And I'm not talking an 'idiot' question like "how much is my bill" or "How can I get credit for a call dropped?" or "I lost my password" or even "A pop up on my screen says I have a virus, what do I do?"

But real legit problem that you can't solve on your own or through help with a knowledgeable friend or even by looking up the answer on line. A real honest-t0-God question that you HAVE to talk directly to the company to get answered, fixed or changed.

Anyone?
Anyone?



Snippet of todays 'live chat':

"My name is Brent, how may I help you?"

"When I log into my account there is an alert that tells me to activate my new phone... I don't have a new phone."

"They are not asking you to activate a new phone."



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(I knew at this point I should just log off now... I've been down this road tooooo many times with Sprints outsourced so-called-customer service (cough).

Stupidly, I trudge on;


".... next to the words MY CURRENT PHONE it says: "ACTIVATE IT NOW" and when I clicked on it to see what it was, it sent a verification number to my phone to "ACTIVATE MY NEW PHONE" - the one I DON'T HAVE."

silence

silence

silence


"May I please have your Username and Password so that I may better assist you?"



after some thought I replied:



"No. I may call in person to clear this up but I have found in the past year of dealing with Sprint reps online I have never, ever gotten anything accomplished correctly dealing with online reps. Never mind. I will either call or just wait for another 2 months until my contract is up and leave Sprint. Thank You for your time anyway."

Click.

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?????????

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The first 'normal' Monday in two weeks!

The first day back to school and work after not only the Easter weekend, but Spring Break as well. I was thankful that my husband had a 'odd' schedule today and left for work at 7:20 like normal guys instead of a 10-8 or 1-midnight shift... that means EVERYONE is now out of my house and the organization can begin!

I have tux fitting appointments and prom hair appointments to make, 'vacation' letters to coaches and teachers to write, bills to pay, online banking to do, checkbook balancing to get done and grocery lists to make. Sheets to wash, beds to make, laundry to do and dishes to be done. And that is just in the next hour. Ahhh a gloriously empty and silent house to do it in.

Easter at the inlaws and outlaws yesterday went well. And now that we are fairly sure that we won't be getting a huge blizzard we were able to get Kats car out of 'storage' for the winter and she drove it home from Grandpas house yesterday! She is one happy kid to have her car back and even happier that Grandpa decided to attempt to do some 'body work' on it and managed to cover that damaged front fender! We told him any attempt he made would be better than the red duct tape that was in place (We bought it that way! She didn't do it! LOL) so he attempted and it looks great!

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I was standing in the dining room when I glanced into the kitchen to see Grandma and one of my nephews as well as two of my teens. And even out in the middle of nowhere, amid the corn and snow... on Easter Sunday... TEXTING. LOL.

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My phone doesn't work out there.
My husbands phone doesn't work out there.
But the two teens?
Perfectly.
LOL.

That's all the coffee talk for now... my coffee is getting cold while I type I still need to update my recipe website!


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3.23.2008
Horses in Hallways and Happy Easter! Today is Obviously an "H" topic day....


It's Easter morning... a day of celebration and renewal of hope.

The Play with Your Peeps contest is over and what fun that was!! It was great for me because it was 'no stress' at all! LOL. Not having to judge them myself, and already having ordered the gift card for the winner, I didn't care who won so all I had to do was sit back and wait for the votes! I was very impressed with how close it was. Down to 1 vote separating them. Now that is a great contest!

I have decided it's probably something I'll do annually so if you have some idea's up your sleeve, be prepared to shine next Easter!

Did you see this news story yesterday? Horses in hospitals. When I read it I immediately thought of my Uncle Cowboy.

My Uncle Cowboy hated school. Hated it. By the time my Uncle was a Sophomore (that's 10th grade, or approximately 16 years old to readers in the UK) he decided he just wasn't going to go to school anymore.

So one day in 10th grade he got ready for school in the morning but rode his horse into town. When he got to the school, with the kids milling around, waiting for the morning bell to ring to signal it was time to go inside, he rode his horse right onto the school grounds. As the bell rang and everyone started to go inside, he did the same.

On his horse.

He rode his horse through the doors, down the hallway and right to the stairs. Taking the horse up the stairs to the second floor, he took it right through the doorway and rode it into the principals office. He announced to the principal that he was an S.O.B. and that he wasn't going to take his crap anymore and that he was quitting school. He turned his horse around, made his way back out of the school and rode his horse home.

He never returned.


Later, as an adult he also rode his horse into a bar... but, that's a story for another day.



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And the Play With Your Peeps Winner Is..........

by one vote..........


Peeps Go Camping
1st place