These stupid email scams are just so laughable! OMG.

My email automatically sends them all to a "JUNK" folder and I don't see them unless I want to - but sometimes, while sipping my coffee and checking emails, I see I have a couple new junk emails and I look in that folder just to get a chuckle.

Like this...  seriously!?

So I've started to wonder if I should start posting some of them online just for the smile over morning coffee.  

I know you will be surprised to read my email. Am an American
citizen,apart from being surprised, you may be skeptical to reply me
based on what is happening on the internet all over the world. one has
to be very careful because a lot of scammers are out there to scam
innocent citizens and this has made it Very difficult for people to
believe anything that comes through the internet but this is a
different case.

If you are willing to show me your honesty and trust, I think I will
be able to trust and work with you. I am an American and you should be
rest assured that I cannot be Involved in scam My name is Capt. Wendy
Schwartz, a member of the US ARMY medical team, deployed to Iraq Just
Because of the ISIS Problem. I just discovered two trunk boxes
containing consignment of America $100. I know you must Have Been
reading mails like this on the internet but i want you to understand
that out of 100, one can be true. I have deposited two consignment
boxes with a security company in Iraq. Am looking for a trust worthy
individual who will assist me to receive the funds before i will come
over and join the person immediately the funds get into your
care.Please, I want this to be between i and you since I am still in
the army. To prove my sincerity, you are not sending me any money,
because most of these scams are all about sending money. Though, I
would like to hold back some information's for security reasons for
now unitil i hear from you.Please view the below site.

Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to
enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your
understanding.I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this
message to you without Knowing truly if you would misconstrue the
importance and decide to go to the public. In this regards, I will
not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for
mutual benefit between you and I and nothing more. I will be vivid and
coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile, could you send
me an email confirming that you have visited the site and that you
have understood my intentions? I would like you to get back to me with
the Following information's;
1.Full Name...
5.Your Telephone Number..
As soon as i received These information i will get back to you.
Best Regards
Capt. Wendy Schwartz