Here's a "you can tell you've been married a long time..." story from this morning.
This morning DH got up and went into the bathroom like any normal work day.
I was still in bed - I grabbed my phone to check messages and such while he got ready for work.
A few minutes later he comes back out and starts to get back into bed.
"I thought you were getting ready for work?"
"No... just went to the bathroom. I still have 20 minutes...."
And he climbs into bed with a smile on his face...
And goes back to sleep for 20 minutes!
You can tell you've been married for a long time when you have 20 extra minutes in the morning... and you really do use it to sleep!