6.24.2019

Pondering Over Coffee - That urge to go camping....


I'm having a cup of coffee (which I'll regret because it's 7:30 pm so I'll be up until 11:30 now at least) and pondering taking off and heading out to the woods tomorrow to camp.
 














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6.13.2019

Yahoo can't seem to hire anyone with two brain cells to rub together.... I don't think the word "LITERAL" means what you think it does




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I can just hear the idiot Yahoo journalist doing that irritating 20-something screech "OH MY GOD!!! AHHHH!"  giggle giggle.  You know the one.  The one that tells you they may be 25 in years but perpetually stuck somewhere around age 13.

And Yahoo hires them.

I have an old yahoo email that my 91 year old father-in-law and my own parents use to contact me and as much as I hate to even click on Yahoo anymore (liberal twits with zero brain cells all together - the lot of them), I've had the email for so many years that it's easier to keep using it to correspond with my elderly relatives than it would be to convince them to use a different one.  So I happen to see the Yahoo 'news' (cough cough... soooo not legit news) once in a while.  And when I do, I repeatedly just shake my head at the stupidity that bleeds through their headlines and 'news' articles.

And just to point out not only did this Yahoo writer not understand the word "LITERAL" but it ends up that Courteney Cox's daughter does NOT resemble her as much as she does her Daddy.  Coco and David resemble each other so much there is no denying the genes there... so what is this journalist smoking?

No my dear Yahoo writer... her daughter is not her "literal twin".   Not even figuratively speaking... as you can see from the comments on twitter, yahoo, instagram... all proclaiming how Coco looks just like her Dad.  Doesn't really even resemble her Mom much.  The public seems to disagree with you.



















6.12.2019

Joe Biden and Barack Obama claiming 'no scandals' reminds me of the song by Shaggy "Wasn't Me"


Biden has started to sing the same false song that Obama's been chirping, hoping to change the course of history.  Say it enough times and people start to believe it....  scandals?  What scandals?  I don't know about any scandals!

Today I was looking over a twitter feed (but not my coffee talking feed since I was suspended by twitter for calling out a bald faced lie by a political leader... and twitter deemed it hateful and put me in Twitter jail.  They won't let me out unless I give them my phone number and hellllllloooo no, that ain't gonna happen.  LOL) ANYWAY!  I was looking over the twitter feed and saw that Creepy Joe is claiming 'no scandals' during his time as VP under Obama.
 
Well, he's never been the brightest crayon in the box, but apparently he's smart enough to continue to give voice to the same lie Obama's been hoping people swallow.

Nope. Not true. 

LIST: Obama’s 29 scandals and the media’s campaign to hide them

18 Major Scandals in Obama‘s ‘Scandal-Free’ Presidency


But today when I read it, I was thinking to myself;  Wow, it's just like the song by Shaggy "Wasn't Me" - caught red handed with another woman, his friend tells him to claim 'wasn't me'.  He points out all the things he was literally SEEN doing.  Caught by his girl.  She was standing right there watching.  His friend tells him to just keep claiming it wasn't him....

No matter what proof they show, no matter the truth; just keep proclaiming you're innocent.  Maybe they'll start to believe your lie!



Yo man
Yo
Open up man
What do you want man?
My girl just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen

With who?
The girl next door, you know?

Man...
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim

And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter

(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower

(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera

(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)

Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying about things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

6.06.2019

Favorite Smells.... Scents ok at first and those I hate.............


Yesterday (or was it the day before?) I saw a little 'meme' type thing on... the internet? Instagram? Somewhere. Anyway, it was just a glance and had something to do with "what's your favorite scent?". I glanced quickly and clicked away but I was surprised to see that even though there were only about 8 or 10 items listed, 'chlorine' was one that caught my eye. And I thought, "Wow! Other people must love the scent of chlorine as much as I do if it was included in such a short list!"

And then I promptly forgot about it until tonight.

Without thinking too hard, or too long, here is a quick brainstorm list of smells or scents I love:

LOVE
  • Fresh brewed coffee
  • Laundry detergent
  • Fresh cut grass
  • Fresh flowers
  • Chlorine
  • Gasoline
  • Christmas tree
  • Fresh baked bread
  • Murphry's Oil Soap or Pine Sol cleaned floors
  • Fresh cut wood (like the lumber department of Lowe's, etc.)
  • New Car
  • Newly fallen snow on a frigid cold, crisp night
  • Sharpie markers
  • Extinguished matches
  • Men's cologne

And a quick (10 whole seconds of thought invested in this one) list of things I love until I don't. Meaning - if I'm hungry and a roast or bacon is cooking, it smells heavenly! But as soon as I've eaten the aforementioned items, (and add popcorn in there) the smell of them turn my stomach. I have to open windows and spray air freshener to get the smell of a roast OUT OF THE HOUSE because it nauseates me. And campfires? Love the smell while I'm building the fire and while I'm sitting there. But suddenly a switch turns on and I've had enough. I can't get to a bathroom fast enough so I can strip off those campfire clothes and jump into a shower. And washing and conditioning hair is a MUST to get that campfire smell out. I've tried to go to bed without showering or after a shower in which I've tried to cheat and not wash my hair, in order to get to bed sooner but alas; no sleep for me until I get up out of bed and shower that smell away.

ONLY AT FIRST/LIMITED
  • Campfires
  • A roast baking
  • Popcorn
  • Bacon
  • Lavender

Then (again without much time spent on this) some items I know most people love the scent of and I just don't. And one of these is the reason I was thinking about the subject of 'smells' tonight... can you guess which one is the culprit that caused this late night blog post?

HATE
  • Fruity scented candles
  • Vanilla or baked good scented candles
  • Chocolate
  • Sun tan lotion
  • Cinnamon
  • Paperwhite Flowers
  • Coconut
  • Mozzarella cheese
  • New babies
  • Cilantro

Answer:  mozzarella cheese.  Earlier tonight I wanted a snack so I grabbed the container of feta cheese and two sticks of mozzarella cheese.  I munched on them while I was reading.  They were good, but a few minutes later, with my hand up by my face, I could smell cheese.  Fresh mozzarella cheese and ugh... hurl-worthy.  I could not get to the sink fast enough to wash my hands - being sure to get sudsy soap under my nails and getting the scent of (delicious) mozzarella and feta cheese off my hands.  Love the food... hate the scent.




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