6.12.2019

Joe Biden and Barack Obama claiming 'no scandals' reminds me of the song by Shaggy "Wasn't Me"


Biden has started to sing the same false song that Obama's been chirping, hoping to change the course of history.  Say it enough times and people start to believe it....  scandals?  What scandals?  I don't know about any scandals!

Today I was looking over a twitter feed (but not my coffee talking feed since I was suspended by twitter for calling out a bald faced lie by a political leader... and twitter deemed it hateful and put me in Twitter jail.  They won't let me out unless I give them my phone number and hellllllloooo no, that ain't gonna happen.  LOL) ANYWAY!  I was looking over the twitter feed and saw that Creepy Joe is claiming 'no scandals' during his time as VP under Obama.
 
Well, he's never been the brightest crayon in the box, but apparently he's smart enough to continue to give voice to the same lie Obama's been hoping people swallow.

Nope. Not true. 

LIST: Obama’s 29 scandals and the media’s campaign to hide them

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But today when I read it, I was thinking to myself;  Wow, it's just like the song by Shaggy "Wasn't Me" - caught red handed with another woman, his friend tells him to claim 'wasn't me'.  He points out all the things he was literally SEEN doing.  Caught by his girl.  She was standing right there watching.  His friend tells him to just keep claiming it wasn't him....

No matter what proof they show, no matter the truth; just keep proclaiming you're innocent.  Maybe they'll start to believe your lie!



Yo man
Yo
Open up man
What do you want man?
My girl just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen

With who?
The girl next door, you know?

Man...
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim

And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter

(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower

(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera

(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)

Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying about things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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