Sad, pathetic little excuse of a 'marketing' expert... probably about age 22-24 and in their first "like, real, adult job! OMG!" (insert eye roll here)

Sadly, this is about the best the new generation of 'marketing' directors can come up with.  Seriously.  

Every single one of these is very, very typical of the 22-26 year old "I just got my first marketing job and I'm like... such an adult now!" headline grabs I'm seeing.

Basically when I see these or any like it, I want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.   Sad, sad, sad.

(I actually got all these pretty fast and easy - in about 1 minute - simply by glancing through the Yahoo 'news' headlines... no, I'm not joking.)



My life is changed over this mind blowing hack!

Am I the last person to learn about this?

Is it only me?

This is life changing!

This viral hack is blowing people's minds!

Social media users are freaking out over this!