5.09.2021

It's Just the Coffee Talking.... MOTHER'S DAY memes.... oh, you wanted sweet, nice ones? Not here. Move along then.

 

Good Morning Coffee friends!

Here is me with some flowers if there is anyone out there who needs some this morning.  It's Mother's Day - but even if you aren't a Mother and you need some cyber flowers this morning... here you go!











It's okay... I didn't want a real life anyway.



What real Moms are thinking by this point...
"Calm the fuck down."



Let me get mine before you assholes eat everything.
(Although I don't personally ever feel this way nor do I ever think of my kids as that word...
but I know some Moms will relate I guess...)




Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly,
you just didn't want to share....



Call your mother and say something nice!
And remember that it's your fault that she pees a little every time she sneezes.
Love and sacrifice!




When your kid gets called into the principal's office for saying "shit" and
you know exactly where he learned it from.


Mom's trying to work from home during Covid quarantines...



mother of five.
grandmother of twelve.
drunk by seven.

you kids put that homework away!
these cocktails aren't gonna refill themselves...



This one is kind of 'vintage CoffeeTalking.com' ish as it's one I
have been posting and loving for almost 20 years.

I started to fall in love with AT products when I first personally saw them
around 2004 or 2005 (?). 

I loved this one (and a couple others) so much,
I bought the napkins.
And in true "mom" fashion, didn't ever want to USE THEM because
I didn't want to 'waste' them... ha ha.  
I probably still have one floating around in a 'party supplies' box in storage somewhere.

Where the hell is my pickle fork?
I can't have anything nice with you kids.





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