Good Morning!

So, after you raid all the Snickers from your kids Halloween trick-or-treat candy, you'll need a good place to stash them so no one is the wiser.

May I suggest hiding your favorite candy inside the frozen vegetable bag in the freezer? 


I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only.
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line,
but an old lady beat him into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in
the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said,
"If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."


I'm nice as fuck... so if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit.

I normally don't brag about expensive trips, but I just got back from
the gas station....

A real woman ain't fighting over no man... unless that man is her son.